Sunday, December 10, 2006

Just in case someone hasn't seen these yet:

CHRISTMAS CAROLS FOR THE DISTURBED

1. Schizophrenia --- Do You Hear What I Hear?

2. Multiple Personality Disorder ---We Three Kings Disoriented Are

3. Dementia ---I Think I'll be Home for Christmas

4. Narcissistic ---Hark the Herald Angels Sing About Me

5. Manic ---Deck the Halls and Walls and House and Lawn and Streets and Stores and Office and Town and Cars and Buses and Trucks and Trees and...

6. Paranoid ---Santa Claus is Coming to Town to Get Me

7. Borderline Personality Disorder ---Thoughts of Roasting on an Open Fire

8. Personality Disorder ---You Better Watch Out, I'm Gonna Cry, I'm Gonna Pout, Maybe I'll Tell You Why

9. Attention Deficit Disorder ---Silent night, Holy oooh look at the Froggy - can I have a chocolate, why is France so far away?

10. Obsessive Compulsive Disorder ---Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle,Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells , Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells

4 comments:

zhoen said...

That's just terrible (she says laughing, hard.)

Anonymous said...

I was all prepared for being insulted by the irreverent tone, but then noticed the OCD one, and burst out laughing :)

jenclair said...

:) Funny! Some of these I recognize in myself...

SFP said...

I divided library patrons into the various camps until I realized my favorite paranoid individual hasn't been in in months, and since he told me (several times) that THEY were out to get him, I'm now worried that the elves have managed to nab him somehow.