That was most excellent! Thanks for the laugh :)
Funny! This was my favorite part:"According to girlfriend Jessica Kohler, he even uses a special cardboard marking device so that he can keep track of where he has stopped reading and later return to that exact same place."Reminds me of a time I went to Target and was passing through the book section.. I asked a woman working there if they sold bookmarks. She asked what I meant.
Fun. Thanks for sharing.